America On The Fast Track To Fatass

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So I had a fairly awesome weekend, and I hope you all had similar experiences. I helped coached a few new people through my free coaching service (click here if you just realized that I am actually trying to help people with no underlying motives whatsoever), worked one of my social jobs and made some easy income, got in some great reading on a variety of topics, and even managed to solidify some plans for my inevitable escape out of the Midwest and into the warming embrace of the west coast.

But enough about what I had going on, it’s time to get into the meat of today’s posting. I once again found myself burying my face in a variety of nutrition and personal fitness forums (not an uncommon occurrence) and came across a chart that I found to be completely fascinating and offered a simple info graphic as to why American’s are not only one of the most unhealthy nations in the world, but also one of the biggest.

So what does this chart exactly show?

It dictates the amount of calories and their course for the diets in the typical residents of a selection of major countries across the world. What is amazing is the utter raw amount of calories that a typical American is eating in a given day. Over 3700 calories are consumed by the average American in a typical day, which unless you are training for a triathlon 365 days a year, is a number that no human being ever needs in order to live a healthy and long life. It’s no wonder that over 66% of the country is overweight.

And while I may not agree with how BMI and generalized dieting plays a major role in determining health and nutrition levels of a individual or a group of people, there is no denying that America is getting larger and larger and is on a one way track to Twinkie Heaven.

But come on, is anyone really surprised by this data? Look at what you or *cough* “your friend” likes to eat in a given day. You wake up and have a cup of coffee, a donut and maybe an apple. Then you head to work and lead a fairly sedentary lifestyle of plugging away memos and occasionally getting up to go see what everyone thought of last night’s Lost episode. At lunch you go out and get Arby’s and decide to get 3 roast beef melts and top it off with some curly fries. Before you can feel guilty, you calm your dietary objections with a diet coke. At some point before lunch or after it, you need to reach for some sort of snack in order to get through your day and head to the vending machine. A bag of chips and a mountain dew serve you well at 3pm. At dinner a large serving of pasta with meatballs and a small salad that is covered in salad dressing (you need your veggies). If you are lucky you crawl to bed at a reasonable hour without hitting the fridge, but often times you grab the container of Ben and Jerry’s and go for a cup or four.

This diet will yield well over 3000 calories in a day, nearly all of which are coming from shitty sources and a overall complete lack of nutritional needs being covered. Now I know that this example probably doesn’t describe you, but how far am I really off? The calories in a mocha frapabullshit start at 300 for a small. That salad you spring for at Buffalo Wild Wings during your office lunch still has almost 1000 calories. And you replacing of all pop with diet drinks is going to ultimately lead to the exact same weight gains. America needs to listen to their bodies more closely, and take major steps to improving their day to day health.

Do you have to be a food Nazi and highly regulate everything you eat? Of course not, just use the 80/20 rule and make sure that 80% of the time you are doing the right thing and only 20% of it is you reaching for the crap that most people are stuffing in their faces everyday.

Not to get on a soapbox and go into self help guru mode, but I know firsthand that when I changed my diet from eating an entire Little Caesar’s Pizza in a day as my meal to fruits, vegetables, and some supplemental whole grains, I had more energy and vitality than any guy at the gym who was twice my size and stuffing his mouth with white pasta after his workouts.

So next time you are walking into PF Changs and you begin to salivate over the kung pao chicken with white rice, think about how you can look and feel about 1000x better if you simply reach for some grilled meats and veggies that won’t push you into the statistical red zone of this chart.

Here’s to not being a fat, lazy, sob

Gabriel

Why Cowboys Were So Badass and How You Can Be More Like Clint Eastwood

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(Such a great shot. Its this kind of stuff that makes me want to break into photography)

I have always loved cowboys, the look, the lifestyle, the ability to run and gun and be just a few degrees shorts of being considered too much of a lunatic for the sexy damsel in distress. While I never really grew up watching the old cowboy movies, I found myself enthralled with hearing about their history in school and seeing such movies as Butch Cassidy, Open Range, and Tombstone (Clint Eastwood came later for me).  Recently I was flipping through the channels on my TV in an effort to find some form of background noise for reading that didn’t involve some girl and some guy having a catfight on a reality TV show when I saw that “Open Range” was on TV. I watched for a short while and quickly remastered the entire film in my mind and even got a warm feeling inside thinking about how badass these cowboys acted in this film and others like it. That’s when it hit me, being more like a cowboy could actually be pretty effective in the Starbucks laden world we live in, hell you could even learn to shoot those stupid mochafrap bullshit’s out of wandering business men’s hands.

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Famous Actors with Quotes That Don’t Suck

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(I don’t know who took this shot, but it is hilariously awesome on so many levels)

Anyone who has read this blog more than once knows how I feel about Hollywood and the whole notion of being a celebrity.  In lighter words, I am not in a blog partnership with Perez Hilton, and I do not have a subscription to People magazine. To put it a bit more directly for the reading impaired, I do not understand nor do I give two shits about the goings on in the personal lives of any person who is famous, especially actors and actresses who are simply trying to take a shit without a camera going off (as atypical as they may be).With that out of the way we can get on as to why the hell I would exactly make a post of any nature surrounding the famous people that so many drool and fantasize over.

I have a great level of respect and interest in the history of the lives of many actor’s and actresses. I have found that the vast majority of them were not born into being famous, they busted their ass at their craft and became a huge megastar only because of their consistent efforts to never give up and quit when others would cry like babies. People like Sylvester Stallone who lived in the most poor of conditions, ruined a marriage, and sold their dog for a few dollars just so they could live for their passions and push towards what they want in life. People like that deserve respect, and that’s exactly what I have for them.

I comprised a selection of quotations by some of these big time Hollywood A-listers, and while some of them may have not had the hard knock life making it to the top, all of them seem to have their shit together in their lives and a good head on their shoulders, hence the advice that doesn’t suck, and it actually damn good for all us normies

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Piano Stairs, Endless Garbage Bins, and Recycling Games

So Halloween is tomorrow night and soon millions of children will be filling the streets collecting candy and causing all hell to break loose. I have to say my desire for candy was almost always outweighted by pulling a few tricks on Halloween. Whether I was lighting off firecrackers and getting chased down the street by angry parents and police officers or egging enemy’s cars and all general forms of hell raising. In retrospect a lot fo the stuff I did was harmless, and some of it was plain retarded, but it all  was a part of growing up.

Nowadays I try to spread love and happiness and what not, but damn I still love having a good time. As much as I would love to raise hell liek the good ol days, I certainly dont want  to induce any more heart attacks into unsuspecting passers. Instead I look out for fun ways that adults are making life more fun, or adding a bit of “trick” to everyday life. My rule is, anything that makes life more kickass and fun gets my support, and damn these advertising campaigns by VW are some of the most fun and original ideas I have seen in a long while.

The series is called, “Fun Theory” and it is pretty much the best thing since sliced bread (maybe even better than chocolate on Halloween). Instead of talking about how these ads look like a cross between a drug induced movie mashup of “Big” and “Willy Wonka’s Factory”, I suggest you scroll down and give these videos a view, I guarantee that A) They do not suck B) They are, in fact, the opposite of suck C) They will make your day more fun by at least 11.2% percent.

Piano Stairs (My Favorite By Far)

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlP_3go8fcw

Bottle Arcade (I’d play that more than Nintendo)

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW5AocU1V5M

World’s Deepest Trash Bin (Full Hilarious)

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcrhp-IWK2w

Cutting the Cancer Out of Your Life

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(Photo by Eric Kirk)

Many people wonder what confidence is, and more importantly, how to get it. Literally everyone and their mother is deeply invested in obtaining confidence, either through material and superficial needs, or through self discovery and life experiences. And while many will argue the semantics of the best way to get confidence in life, there is no denying that an absolutely ridiculous amount of time is spent by people trying to get some level of belief in themselves so they can go through life with a bit less stress.

There are literally millions of arguments and debates scattered all over the internet about how you can get confident. You can “Pay off your debt and feel more confident”, “Travel the world and let new life experiences mold you into a tougher person”, “Get an education so you don’t feel like a dumbass compared to everyone else and hence be more confident”, and you can even “Take a pill to make your penis bigger and feel more confident”. Even flipping through the various self help and motivational blogs around the internet will lead you to a jumbled array of bullshit that will leave you questioning your sexuality before it will offer any true insight on how to build confidence.

I don’t want to argue about what confidence is, or the best way to get it (we could sit here and talk about that for hours), instead I want to discuss one way that helped me build confidence that no one seems to really want to talk about because of the overall high sensitivity levels of everyone on the internet.

Warning: This is no frills, no bullshit, tried and true advice that you may find unsettling and fairly unusable. If you feel this way after reading this then you need to use it more than anyone else.

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