Happy Holidays

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Ah the holidays, enjoy your time with family, friends, and general citizens of all things anti-disestablishment.

Be sure to remember that your NYE are a load of shit as well, if it really important to you, then you will start walking down that path right now.

Cheers

Gabriel

Emotionally Logical

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Ever had a moment when you acted out of a specific step by step process, where every detail, step, and action was completely coordinated and executed to all expectations?

Had a situation where you lashed out, acted on impulse, did something so out of character that when reflecting on the turn of events you couldn’t believe what it was that you had done?

This is the struggle that is emotion vs. logic

This is a truly fascinating area of study as one cannot truly condemn one over the other, and in many situations one will always emerge victorious. You cannot simply abstain from one side of the coin; you have to integrate both into your daily life in order to be a properly functioning human being.

For example, if you trying to figure out how to disarm an atom bomb, I would strongly urge you not to throw the device around in anger while you are attempting to prevent nuclear fallout.

Similarly, if you are having a conversation with a member of the opposite sex, rattling off logic fallacies to your wooing partner will only result with your privates in your own hands at the end of the night.

So why even bother talking about this? Why waste al of our time writing an article about it?

Don’t be so quick to get your panties in a bunch; I do have a stance in this whole maniacal debate.

It is crucial that a person be in awareness of what areas of life require what sides of their brain, if you are in a human relations state of affairs, it is mandated that emotion come to the forefront. Similarly, if you are faced with a technical problem of enormous magnitude, you have to think your way out of it without letting your fear get the best of you.

The key of using these aspects of ourselves is to better serve ourselves to kick that much more ass in life.

Nearly every situation in life can use the benefits of both trains of thought, with one having a heavier emphasis placed over the other.

I.e.: If you are giving a presentation at your cubicle hell, you would be best to use logic when creating and developing the glorious powerpoint presentation, but emotion when conveying the message to the willful recipients.

Likewise, if you are going to attempt to make love to your sweet lady, you are best suited to consider the notion that logistics won’t be sound if you don’t have anything soft in your apartment to lay on.  Though on the same accord, a few wall slams and emotion injected into the situation can help to alleviate any logical fallacies.

The point being, use them both my young padawan, but use them in the right instances. If I catch you trying to score a date talking about the weather or write some html code while shaking your monitor, I will backhand you faster than an Alabama man to his housewife.

Logically flawed

Gabriel

How to Not be a Bitch in Life

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1.       Do what you want

2.       Don’t let other people tell you what you want

3.       Own yourself and your life

4.       Understand that you are enough and to hell with everything else

5.       Do things that stir a untempered passion in yourself, anything less is a waste of your life

6.       Ignore self help dogmas

7.       Be outgoing, being shy sucks

8.       Have a damn good time, all the time.

That is all

Gabriel

Life is Fire: Just a Man, More than Enough

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Ever had a day where you feel like all you have is two feet on the ground and you feel like today was a fucking good day?

That’s how today was.

Now don’t get me wrong, I am usually in a good ass mood, but today I was fucking on fire.

It was like being the winner goal scorer in an overtime hockey game combined with having a three way with identical twins with a topping of having a NYT bestselling book hit number one.

In short:

Epic.

Whenever rainbows are shooting out of your eyes and permeating the very essence of the things you love in life, it’s a moment that you never want to let go of. Yet, as time goes on, you will inevitably fall and get dirt kicked into your face with a side of painful disappointment. Then, just like a rollercoaster, you come back to life on steroids.

But today I realized something; I realized that none of this shit matters.

Your job, your women, your mood, your family, your motivation, everything can change at the flip of the coin, and the real kick in the ass is that it will happen.

But what if you realized that you are just a person, and that nothing that happens to you really matters?

From saving the world to getting your heart ripped out, fuck it all.

I say recognize the fact that you are only a person with two feet on the ground, and on that notion every day is fucking brilliant because you have deemed it so.

Who si going to tell you different? Your wife? Your boss? Your friends?

Nope, and even if they did, to hell with them, because every person on this Earth deserves to live a life filled with glory, epic battles, and a general sense of awesomeness, including your stubborn ass.

I challenge you to realize this simple fact,

“I am just a man(woman) and I am enough”

Existential hippie bs? Maybe

A life motto that is worth living by? Hell yes

Go ahead, realize that nothing else really matters and go live your life and you will see that everything in your life will have the volume turned way up, beyond 11 and into the stratosphere of amazingness that no one else will quite understand.

And it will feel fucking amazing

Live strong

Gabriel

How to Be a Badass in Life

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  1. Pick a goal(s) that will be as easy to achieve as surviving cervical cancer
  2. Work at the goal
  3. Fail
  4. Try ever harder
  5. Fail
  6. Stop bullshitting yourself and try harder than a virgin during his first time
  7. Fail
  8. Inevitably realize that you will continually have setbacks for the rest of your life
  9. Decide to quit or continue
  10. Don’t fucking quit

Congratulations, you have just become a certified badass at life by realizing that life will not always be in your favor, but by superseding the bullshit that comes with disappointment will make you that much better than the person next to you.

Get badass

Gabriel